Saturday, 23 July 2011

Do not use Pick-up lines

Pick-up lines do not work I repeat DO NOT work.
You will only look desperate and sleazy.

You could also be highly embarresed after being smacked across the face in the middle of a busy bar.

Here are some example's of pick-up line fails.



  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
She will ask you to walk away and never look her way again.
  • You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night
Seriously, how pathetic does it sound to you?
  • Great legs, what time do they open
They will open when she knee's you in the balls.
  • I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you
She will be falling to the ground with laughter.
  • Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams
Keep on dreaming
  • My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just can’t hold it in
Wtf??
  • Do you have a mirror in your kinckers? cause I can see my self in there.
No No No No No Nooooooooooooo..........

  • You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
This will make you a legend, all the guys will want to be you and all the girls will want to avoid you.

  • What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Turn Off. She will also think its green and angry.
  • Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Security!!

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